Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
