how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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