Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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