I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i've created a new STD.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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