Apparently you make a good broom.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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