you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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