should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Drunk is not a location!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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