yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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