quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Is Oprah even human
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