theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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