Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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