scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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