I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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