Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
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