She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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