I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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