The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never play flip cup with pint glasses
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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