have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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