Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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