Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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