Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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