Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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