"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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