Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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