I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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