just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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