You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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