i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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