If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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