There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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