OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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