You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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