Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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