in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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