...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
