You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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