Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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