I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
high people should be assigned attendants
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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