i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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