I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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