I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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