Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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