I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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