The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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