I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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