haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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