Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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