i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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