I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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