'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
